Useful words that ought to exist:

1) Begathon - Fundraising drive on public television or radio.

2) Cheedle - Residue on your fingers after eating Cheetos.

3) Crummox - Cereal bits in the bottom of the bag.

4) Fenderberg - Deposits of snow and ice that accumulate around your tires under the fender.

5) Flopcorn - Unpopped kernels at the bottom of the microwave bag.

Received from Gretchen Patti via Mikey's Funnies.

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