A class was taken on a fishing boat for a field trip, and the teacher, in an attempt to lessen fears of big fish, stated, "There are no fish big enough to swallow people."

"But how about the fish that swallowed Jonah I learned about in Sunday school?" asked one little boy.

"You can't believe everything you're told," responded the teacher.

"I'll ask Jonah when I get to heaven," he replied.

"What if Jonah didn't go to heaven?" prodded his teacher.

"Then you ask him," was the reply.

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