A mother walks into the kitchen and sees her daughter with the whole box of animal crackers spread on the counter top.

Mother: "Why did you pour out the whole box?"

Daughter: "The box says, 'Do not eat if the seal is broken.' I'm looking for the seal."

Received from Earl Ashworth.

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