Several years ago my family and I were at our attorney's office to sign some papers. While we were waiting, the secretary offered us soft drinks. After a while my son, about five or six years old, burped rather loudly.

"What do you say?" my wife scolded him.

"I'm not finished yet," was his reply. After he burped again, he excused himself.

Received from Darrell Crawford.

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