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True Kids Stories, Part 1   
Date: Sent Tuesday, December 8, 2020
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Here's a bunch of kids stories that are all true. These were all said by my oldest son. I have been collecting them over the years and I'm sending you
the best ones to use as you see fit for your GCFL. - Dennis Sunde
One day my son asked me what a certain word meant. I was so proud of my clear, concise definition that was just right for his age. But when I
finished, he thought for a moment and said, "I'd better ask Mommy." That brought me back down to earth!
One day my wife was telling him the story of Jonah. She asked him, "Can you hide from God?" He said "No, but I can hide from you!"
We were driving home late one evening. We kept stressing to our three year old son that since it was so late, he was going straight to bed when we got
home. Of course he didn't like the idea and kept arguing with it. Later during the ride home, something happened that he needed to be disciplined for.
I told him that as soon as we got home, he would be disciplined. It was quiet for a moment, then we heard him softly saying over and over, "Straight
to bed. Yep, when we get home, it's straight to bed." I think he was trying to use subliminal persuasion on us!
Our three year old son loves to play drums. After playing drums to music for a long time, he asked to turn the music off. He said "I've got too much
music in my ears." Later that day he wanted the music on again. When I asked if he still had too much music in his ears, he said, "No, it's in my
heart now."
At three years old, the first thing he said when he saw his new baby brother was, "Is he my best friend?"
One day our four year old son was making something at the dining room table. His mommy was upstairs taking care of the baby, and his daddy was
standing just a few feet away from him. He needed help with what he was doing, so he yelled out, "Mommy, could you come here please?" She called back
down to him, "I'm taking care of the baby, ask Daddy. He's right there." So he replied, "Daddy, could you tell Mommy to come here, please?"
Like most children, our son has tried every trick in the book. But this one was a new one to me. One day he said in the *sweetest* possible voice,
"Excuse me, Mommy, may I be in charge please?" Trying to hold back the laughter, his mom replied, "No, I don't think so!," to which he promptly
replied, "Well, could you think about it?"
I worry about our two year old finding and eating marbles if our four year old son leaves them on the floor. So I always make him count them when he
is done playing. One time he came up short by quite a few. I was frustrated as we unsuccessfully looked for them. After quite a while, he wanted to
give up, but I would not give in. "We have to find these, or your little brother will eat them!," I insisted. Then he asked, "He is only a little
baby. If we can't find them, how can he?"
Received from Dennis Sunde.
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