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Seasonal Ways of Calling Someone Stupid
Date: Sent Monday, December 21, 2020
Category: None
Rating: 2.52/5 (62 votes)
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- A couple of slates short of a full roof.

- A few pies short of a holiday.

- A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.

- All wax and no wick.

- Batteries not included.

- Bright as Alaska in December.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Got his brains as a stocking filler.

- Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

- Several nuts over fruitcake minimum.

- A few presents short of a full sleigh.

Received from Pastor Tim.


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