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Russian Dressing Date: Sent Tuesday, February 13, 2018 Category: None

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"You name it, we'll make it!" Was the big sign outside the new restaurant on 13th Avenue. "There is no food we can't make for you!"

"Excuse me sir," said a man with a heavy Russian accent to the waiter, "I vould like please, A Garden Salad with Russian dressing."

"RUSSIAN DRESSING?!" Screamed the head cook, "I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF RUSSIAN DRESSING! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS GUY?"

"Don't worry," said the owner to the cook, "I'll take care of everything, you just make the salad."

Two minutes later the waiter walked out with a big Garden Salad and a picture of a Russian man putting on his shirt.

Received from Steve Sanderson.