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Short Puns Date: Sent Wednesday, July 19, 2017 Category: None

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Some people like raw meat on rare occasions. (Pun of the Day)

A guy applies to the welfare office. They ask why he needs financial assistance. "I'm having trouble with my eyes," the man says. "I can't see myself going to work." (A. Mathi)

When the Dow Jones average rises briefly to new heights, it can be referred to as 'Upside Dow!' (Syman Hirsch)

Talk about having second thoughts upon choosing a place to eat. I went into this place in Abilene Texas and said to the waitress, "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse." She smiled, handed me a menu and replied, "Well... you've come to the right place." (Jakk Bass)

Take a tip from your Creator-- your ears aren't made to shut, but your mouth is. (Renee from Napa)

Baloney: Where some hemlines fall. (LOL)

What happens when you have deja vu and amnesia at the same time? You have the feeling that you're forgetting the same thing over and over. (Daily Groaner)

Geometry: What a little acorn says when he grows up. (Pierre Abbat)

Heart surgeons never bypass a good opportunity. (Pun of the Day)

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