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Punny Wednesday Date: Sent Wednesday, October 19, 2016 Category: None

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It started to rain and Noah said, "Now I herd everything." (The International Save the Pun Foundation)

The moonshiner artist excelled at "still" life. (Jumble)

A drunk was hanging on to a lamp post for support when an old lady walked by and asked, "Why don't you take a bus home?" The drunk replied, "My wife would never let me keep it!" (Carl Franklin)

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it. (Myrrdins)

Most weight lifters are biceptual. (Norm Gilbert)

A famous math professor picked up the phone, trying to dial for pizza, and heard: "The number you have just dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try your call again." (John Nunley)

Received from Stan Kegel.