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Friday, April 19, 2024 |
Johnny's Teacher Date: Sent Wednesday, May 25, 2016 Category: None | Rating: 3.45/5 (75 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Johnny's teacher paid a visit to his house one day. When little Johnny opened the door, she asked "Are your father and mother in, Mr. Morton?"
"They was in, but they is out now," he answered.
The teacher gasped, "Why, Mr. Johnny Morton, it is 'They were in, but they are out now.' Where's your grammar?"
"She's upstairs taking her nap."
Received from Marty's Joke of the Day.
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