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The horse and mule live 30 years.
The goat and sheep at 20 die
And never taste of scotch and rye.
The cow drinks water by the ton
And at 18 is mostly done.
The dog at 15 cashes in
Without the aid of rum or gin.
The cat in milk and water soaks
And after 12 short years it croaks.
The modest, sober, bone-dry hen
Lays eggs for nods, then dies at ten.
All animals are strictly dry;
They sinless live and early die.
But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men
Survive for 3 score years and 10,
And some of them, though mighty few,
Stay pickled till they're 92

Received from William H. Holland.