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Bum Collapsed
Date: Sent Thursday, July 2, 2015
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During a recent hot spell in Atlanta, a bum collapsed on the street. Immediately a crowd gathered and began offering suggestions.

"Give the poor man a drink of whiskey," a little old lady said.

"Give him some air," a man cried out.

"Give him some whiskey," she cried again.

"Give him some water," another man said.

"Give him some whiskey," the old lady said yet again.

Several other suggestions were made, and the bum suddenly sat up and hollered, "Will all of you shut up and listen to the little old lady?"

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