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Committee Rules Date: Sent Tuesday, June 23, 2015 Category: None

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- Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.

- Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.

- Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.

- When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.

- Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular -- it's what everyone is waiting for.

-- Harry Chapman

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