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Heaven or Hell? Date: No date scheduled Category: None

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This guy dies and finds himself in a small room. It looks kind of like a living room from the Andy Griffith show, and has a couch and TV set in it. There's another fellow sitting on the couch watching TV.

The newly dead guy looks around and asks, "so... is this heaven or hell?"

The other guy looks up and says, "Well, there's no windows or doors, and no apparent way out."

"Oh," says the first guy. "So it's hell."

"Well," says the other guy, without looking up from the screen, "but they did give us this nice big TV set."

"I see. So maybe it's heaven."

"Yeah, but the TV has only one channel."

"Oh, so maybe it's hell?"

"Well, but the TV station it gets is pretty good -- it's PBS."

"Oh, so maybe it is heaven after all?"

"Yeah, except for just one thing..." the other fellow says, sadly.
"It's ALWAYS pledge week."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.