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The Bragging Texan
Date: Sent Wednesday, April 24, 2019
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A Texan was visiting a Maine farmer ("fahmah"). The Texas rancher was boasting to his host about the size of his ranch: "I can get into my pickup truck and drive all day and still not reach the boundary of my ranch," he bragged.

The Mainer shook his head knowingly, and replied, "Aayuhh, I had a truck like that once."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.


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