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NMF Date: Sent Monday, October 10, 2016 Category: None

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A client called to report an accident and asked if her insurance rates would go up.

"Our underwriting department determines that," I replied. Then I asked for her license plate number. Verifying her information, I said, "NMF? Is that 'N' as in Nancy, 'M' as in Mary, and 'F' as in Frank?"

"Well ... yes," she said. "But could you please tell your underwriters that it's also 'N' as in Not, 'M' as in My, and 'F' as in Fault?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.