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Taxpayer Quotes
Date: Sent Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Category: None
Rating: 3.30/5 (101 votes)
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"Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag." - Jay Leno

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"The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." - Ronald Reagan

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"To you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though income taxes can be a 'pain in the neck,' the folks at the IRS are regular people just like you, except that they can destroy your life." - Dave Barry

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