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Possible
Date: Sent Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Category: None
Rating: 3.75/5 (118 votes)
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The teacher asked her students what they wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room:

"A football player."

"A doctor."

"An astronaut."

"The president."

"A fireman."

"A teacher."

"A race car driver."

Everyone that is, except Tommy.

The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still. So she asked him, "Tommy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Possible," Tommy replied.

"Possible?" asked the teacher.

"Yes," Tommy said. "My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible."

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