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Contacts Date: Sent Wednesday, June 24, 2015 Category: None

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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

The woman answers, "Well, I have contacts."

The policeman replies, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

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