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Thursday, April 25, 2024 |
Riddles   
Date: Sent Wednesday, April 8, 2015
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Why us the electric chair considered to be period furniture.
Because it ends a sentence.
What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
"You glow girl!"
What type of shoes do you wear on the beach?
Sand-als!
What is the only kind of work a weak cat can do?
Light mouse work
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smell-icopter!
Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?
Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.
Received from Bill Rayborn.
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