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Men Quotes
Date: Sent Thursday, January 15, 2015
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Rating: 2.77/5 (131 votes)
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"All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others." (Henry Youngman)

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'" (Rita Rudner)

"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks." (Jean Kerr)

"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison." (Tim Allen)

"I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags." (Gwyneth Paltrow)

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