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Groaner: Traffic
Date: Sent Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Category: None
Rating: 2.11/5 (112 votes)
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A Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, motorcycle cop was on patrol one bright sunny December afternoon when he came upon a line of cars stopped at a light with horns blasting. He stopped behind the last car in line.

Then he noticed the reason for the noise. The light directing that lane of traffic was green. He pulled out of line and stopped alongside of the first car in line to see what the problem was.

The car was a big brown Cadillac with New York plates driven by a blonde. He motioned her to roll down her window, which she promptly did. He then asked her why she was stopped when the light was green.

She said, "Oh, because I'm on my way to my sister's house, which is that way," and she pointed to the right.

The motorcycle cop said, "Well, go ahead! The light is green."

The blonde responded with, "Yes, I know, but the sign under the light says: 'RIGHT TURN ON RED.'"

Received from Stan Kegel.


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