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God Created Woman Date: No date scheduled Category: None

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GOD CREATED WOMAN ...

A small, but growing, segment of society no longer believes that woman was created from one of Adam's ribs. They feel their account of life's beginning on earth is more plausible.

And God created Woman, giving her three breasts to nurse her young. And God spoke, saying to her, "I have created thee as I see fit, but mine is no longer the only opinion in the universe [sigh]. Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?"

And Woman spoke, saying, "Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters; I do not need but two breasts."

And God said, "Thou speak wisely, as I have created thee with wisdom." There was a bolt of lightning, and it was done, and Woman stood there holding her third breast in her hand.

"What am I gonna do with this useless boob?" Woman asked.

And so it was, God created man.

Received from Jim E. King.